USB Roll Up Piano

Now here is something that we are exceptionally proud of and know the musician in you is going to love. It is the USB Roll Up Piano and, quite frankly, it spares you the infeasible task of trying to slot a grand piano between your sofa and TV. First, load the software onto your PC. Next plug in your USB Roll Up Piano. And take your place at your chair (coat tail flick is optional). What follows is entirely up to the creative genius within you. You see, the USB Roll Up Piano lets you experiment with mixes, instruments, effects, rhythms, and beats in much the same way as an electric keyboard does. Which means you can create your own masterpieces - and email them to your friends - or play along to the pre-recorded songs.
When your performance is finished, simply roll up the keyboard, place it in your pocket, bag or drawer, bow to the gracious audience (engage imagination at this point so they appear in your head), and take your leave.